If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have:
$91.28 if you bought Washington Mutual
$37.50 if you bought Neomagic
$21.29 if you bought Freddie Mac
$20.79 if you bought Fannie Mae
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the recycling REFUND… You would have $… 214.00 in cash.
So the best investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg Plan
If you bought $1000 of stock a year ago, you would now have…
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This is something I can get behind.
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Perfect
John McCain Gets Owned on Meet The Press (via dingoboy66)Oh Russert, you and your “gotcha questions.”
THIS IS PRETTY SATISFYING
YES! I love when politicians are faced with a good ol’ sit down with Russert. ZING!
This guy thinks these bands wil turn you gay by listening to them
Bands like
- Elton John (because he’s gay he will turn you gay???)
- John Mayer
- Queen
- Rilo Kiley
- Bright Eyes
- Bob Dylan
…wow
Thats strange, I am straight and these are some of the band I would mention if asked a “which bands….deserted island” type of question. Also, this is being reblogged from my beautiful girlfriend’s blog.
Yes, people should vote, but Dicaprio was supposed to die at the end of this PSA. Ryan, do we count PSA’s for the Dicaprio death scene thing?
I think we wait for this to be released on DVD and see if Leo dies in the alternate ending.
When in doubt
- Make it soft-focus
- Make it really colorful
- Make it black and white
- Add a baby
- Add a puppy
- Do it in slow-motion
- Make it abstract
- Make it nude
- Add explosions
- Make it float
- Add someone famous
- Make it bloody
- Add a crazy facial expression
- Make it freakish
- Make it shiny
- Add a sunset
- Shoot at an angle
- Shoot with a fisheye
- Make it impoverished
- Make it expensive
Couric: You’ve said, quote, “John McCain will reform the way Wall Street does business.” Other than supporting stricter regulations of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac two years ago, can you give us any more example of his leading the charge for more oversight?
Palin: I think that the example that you just cited, with his warnings two years ago about Fannie and Freddie - that, that’s paramount. That’s more than a heck of a lot of other senators and representatives did for us.
Couric: But he’s been in Congress for 26 years. He’s been chairman of the powerful Commerce Committee. And he has almost always sided with less regulation, not more.
Palin: He’s also known as the maverick though, taking shots from his own party, and certainly taking shots from the other party. Trying to get people to understand what he’s been talking about - the need to reform government.
Couric: But can you give me any other concrete examples? Because I know you’ve said Barack Obama is a lot of talk and no action. Can you give me any other examples in his 26 years of John McCain truly taking a stand on this?
Palin: I can give you examples of things that John McCain has done, that has shown his foresight, his pragmatism, and his leadership abilities. And that is what America needs today.
Couric: I’m just going to ask you one more time - not to belabor the point. Specific examples in his 26 years of pushing for more regulation.
Palin: I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you.When Palin is put on the spot and asked the tough questions.. she FAILS (link)
I really really miss being a part of Oklahoma State’s chapter for Amnesty International. We did alot of amazing things. I miss being a part of something meaningful.
For this same reason I miss helping out with Food Not Bombs.
