Hello, I am Ryan.
This is where i describe happenings in my life.
I worry i will someday forget thoughts I have, so this will keep them accessible.
For any questions or comments send me an e-mial at ryanchedger@gmail.com. I enjoy comments and questions.
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. 2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. 3. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction. 4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive. 5. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat) 6. Also, always avoid annoying alliteration. 7. Be more or less specific. 8. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are (usually) unnecessary. 9. Also too, never, ever use repetitive redundancies. 10. No sentence fragments. 11. Contractions aren’t necessary and shouldn’t be used. 12. Foreign words and phrases are not apropos. 13. Do not be redundant; do not use more words than necessary; it’s highly superfluous. 14. One should NEVER generalize. 15. Comparisons are as bad as cliches. 16. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 17. One-word sentences? Eliminate. 18. Analogies in writing are like feathers on a snake. 19. The passive voice is to be ignored. 20. Eliminate commas, that are, not necessary. Parenthetical words however should be enclosed in commas. 21. Never use a big word when a diminutive one would suffice. 22. Use words correctly, irregardless of how others use them. 23. Understatement is always the absolute best way to put forth earth-shaking ideas. 24. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.” 25. If you’ve heard it once, you’ve heard it a thousand times: Resist hyperbole; not one writer in a million can use it correctly. 26. Puns are for children, not groan readers. 27. Go around the barn at high noon to avoid colloquialisms. 28. Even IF a mixed metaphor sings, it should be derailed. 29. Who needs rhetorical questions? 30. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.
I always liked the term “turning on, tuning in, and dropping out”
I figured it had to do with listening to music and forgetting about the world…
but I just found out it’s about male masturbation.
—and that does not apply to me.
my friend almost got that as a tattoo once haha. This is really funny Kawa.
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If I could do anything for the rest of my life I might choose to sit in cafes and read, and make watercolor paintings of the ocean. That would be a blissful life.
I guess Moleskines are used by business professionals. 13th on Amazon.com’s most bought office supplies.